1. Watching your child share sloppery toys with another child and thinking they are so precious.
2. Waking up from a nap to find that you and baby weren’t alone. Nino had joined in…and the dog was snoring under the bed.
3. Watching your son ape his father during a college football game!
4. Gawking when your son grabs the butt of his little female playdate and then proceeds to feel up her whole leg and foot too. All while the dads joke about it…
5. Telling your child that he must wear long pants with visitors coming..but then having the visitor in question proceed to burb and toot. Suddenly it wasn’t so important that he look like a gentleman afterall!
6. Creating your first family art project.
7. Watching Father put his son down for the evening in a record 10 minutes.
8. Getting up late in the night to find the changing table unfinished in the living room and your husband in fits over the design. You snapping in the last piece and making all the badness better. Then going back to bed while husband marvels.
9. Having your brother come all the way from Iraq to snap in the last piece of the exer-saucer which neither you nor your husband could force into place.
10. Watching everyone make fools of themselves over your boy!
